Prime Day 2023 is a great time to find deals outside of Black Friday. The Amazon summer savings event is always filled to the brim with discounts on big-ticket items like TVs and Apple products. It's also full of some of the most ridiculous things imaginable.
We're talking about the Amazon Prime Day deals that should never see the light of day, just absolutely unnecessary discounts on random products. If you've never journeyed into the deepest depths of Amazon's sale before, then buckle up for some of the worst deals you will ever see. Please don't buy these things.
Liquid Ass
Have you ever wanted to bottle a fart? Well the good news is that someone has already done that for you and you can buy it right now. Liquid Ass is a prank spray that of course smells terrible. Unfortunately if you spray it, you also have to experience the terrible smell you've unleashed upon the world because it's range as not great.
The good news it's 46% off for Prime Day right now, which is a great deal for fart spray I guess.
A Portable Sauna
Have you ever wanted your own personal sauna? Well this one gets really personal. So personal that only you can use it. The good news is that there are holes for your head and arms to pop out so you can feel like a turtle while your body is being ravaged by steam. This is one of those ideas that should have stayed as an idea.
If you like the idea of looking like this while getting steamed, there's currently a Prime exclusive deal that drops the price down to just $120.
An Umbrella Hat
Umbrellas are hard. You have to hold the handle, you have to keep it upright, there's really no easy way to use one. That's where the umbrella hat comes in. It has all of the benefits of an umbrella without you having to lift your arms at all. You could wear a jacket instead, but why would you? Just watch out for sudden wind gusts because this thing is literally strapped to your head.
The hands-free umbrella hat is available for just $9.59 during Prime Day, which is the lowest price in 30 days.
Beer Belly Fanny Pack
While it's true that fanny packs are in style again, I don't think this counts as fashion. The fake beer belly is weirdly realistic interpretation of a hairy beer belly that you can wrap around your waste. It comes in two different versions, hairy and extra hairy. It's got plenty of room to store your stuff in there though, as it is a real fanny pack atleast.
The beer belly fanny pack is currently on sale for $13.99 for Prime Day. There admittedly worse things you could spend your money on.
Adjustable Chicken Harness
Chicken are notoriously hard to hold onto. Trying to catch chickens was literally a main component of Rocky Balboa's training regiment. The good news is there's a sale on chicken harnesses going on right now. So if you happen to have chickens and want to take them out on the town, now you can. This deal comes with a total of 4 harnesses, so you could theoretically walk 4 chickens at once.
This 4-pack of chicken harnesses (leashes included) is currently on sale for just $11.99. This is Prime Day exclusive sale, so don't expect to find chicken harnesses elsewhere for less.
Have you seen any other really weird deals on Amazon during Prime Day? Let us know in the comments!
